[Grand Central Station]
"Hey stranger, want a rose?"
"Eat shit and die."
[G Train]
"What are your pronouns?"
"Queen. That bitch... either works."
[L Train]
"I know a place to cry on 5th Avenue if you're interested."
"Yeah, just drop a pin next time."
[6 Train]
Dad to daughter: "What do you want to be when you grow up, sweetie? An astronaut, maybe? Or a scientist! Do you want to be a scientist?"
Daughter: "I want to be a goldfish."
[Penn Station]
Woman: "Can I hit your juul?"
Stranger: "This is a Kit Kat."
[4/5 Train]
Tourist to Friend: "Watch your backpack!"
New Yorker: "Chill, we don't want your 'I heart NY' merchandise."
[Penn Station]
Husband to Wife: "That's why they make headphones and sunglasses... so you don't have to look at people or hear people."
[Q Train]
Little Girl: "Mom, I see Jesus!"
Mom: "No honey, that's the Statue of Liberty."
