[6th Avenue, Midtown]
Cop, next to woman on bicycle: "Miss, you're going way too fast on that bike. Slow down."
Person on bike: "Or what? Am I under arrest for emitting zero Co2 and having incredibly strong legs?"
[East Village]
Guy yelling on a bike: "Y'all are just Instagram hot! I'm real life hot!"
[Upper West Side]
6 year-old angrily riding a bike on the sidewalk trying to get past pedestrians: "Ugh, I need to be home for yoga NOW!"
[Chelsea]
Car honking at bike: "Move!"
Person on bike: "Fuck off you punch buggy-owning bitch! I'm in the bike lane!"
[Crown Heights]
*Two women walking with paper bags
Random dude on bike: "Have a beautiful night ladies, enjoy your meal!"
One of the women: "It's Plan B but thank you!"
[New York City Hall]
Guy on the phone, riding his bike: "Yeah so, would you want to do ketamine over FaceTime?"
[27th & Lexington]
Cop over intercom to guy on a Citi bike: "Stop taking selfies."
[St. Marks and 2nd]
Cab Driver: "Hey! Can I get a good morning?!"
Man on bicycle: "Good morning. Fuck you."
