[B46 Bus, Crown Heights]
*On the bus
Father: "You have two choices: I unlock this phone and find out you been texting these little boys that like you or I toss thisphone out the bus window."
8 year old daughter: "Okay... just toss it."
[Shore Shuttle to Penn Station]
Guy on a bus: "My name is Seth, I'm a shitty nightclub promoter and my edibles are about to kick in, so I'm probably the worst person for you to be sitting next to. But can I pet your dog?"
[Port Authority]
Bus Driver: "Ma'am, that seat is reserved for passengers with disability."
Woman: "I have to go to New Jersey and that makes me feel emotionally disabled."
[M60 Bus]
*Guy on bus wearing puffy North Face jacket in 70 degree weather
Friend: "Why the fuck are you wearing a jacket?"
Guy: "It's gonna drop 40 degrees in 10 minutes fam."
[Bus]
Bus Driver: "Everyone remember to keep your headphones plugged in. From the looks of all of you, I can already tell I hate your music taste."
[Shuttle Bus, Queensboro Plaza]
Bus Driver: "Step to the back we have to fill this bus."
Woman: "Bro, relax this isn't the fucking Titanic."
[Bus Stop]
Boyfriend: "I have a headache."
Girlfriend: "Maybe you're dehydrated, drink more water.."
Boyfriend: "No, it's you."
[86th Street crosstown bus]
7 year old kid: "Mom, who is the first Black president?"
Mom: "That was Obama."
Kid: "He was the first, and now it's a white guy again?"
Mom: "Yes."
Kid: "We're going backwards in history."
